| In about 1984 the client
heard that the artist was experimenting with and making pyramids.
She had a large house in Hampstead, north London and five cats. She
made contact and asked if the artist would make her a pyramid to
cover the cats dirt box. The main reason was to help contain the
smell. I suggested that perhaps another design would be more
suitable and better for the function. She was open to suggestions.
The design, based on the foreknowledge that
she had a preference for Arabian architecture, was executed. (This
was at a time prior to the corrupt Bush administration, with their
wholesale discrediting the integrity of Islam globally, through
their false accusations of Islamic terrorists engineering the events
of 9-11 and the slaughter of the victims. The writer has done
considerable research in this field from the first day of the
horrors, when it was evident that each of the events were too
complex and sophisticated for any outside terrorist involvement.
That there had to be U.S. administration complicity in orchestrating
the events was clear. Subsequent independent research from around
the world has proved this fact.)
Back to art! Having shown the design to
the client she gave the go-ahead for its construction. Six weeks
later it was presented to the client. I brought with me my Canon F-1
in the hope of photographing one of the cats testing its palace
loot. The contraption was placed over the dirt box, and I
spread-eagled myself on the floor with lens focussed waiting to
snap.
Lo and behold, a cat came along, sniffed
the entrance to its palace loo and promptly walked inside and
squatted, facing outwards. I was just about to click my prized shot,
when the client, with excited jubilation, shrieked to high heaven
with delight. This caused the cat to shoot up in the palace loo with
fright and exited at the speed of lightning. Therefore, the
photograph is without one of its residents in contemplation.
I called it the Cats' Toilet Palace. All
the windows are in blue and red stained glass with brass trim.
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